Hell is

Hell is not a fiery cavern with continuous torture it is University of Warwick (somewhere near Coventry but not that close) on a Sunday (everything had shut) out of term time (everything was shut) with an expensive restaurant (£45), incompetent receptionist (somehow managed to avoid telling me about the bar menu in a 10 minute talk about what sold food and was still open. In the end I walk to a local pub which was closed), no phone coverage, really heavy soaking rain, poor quality television (soap, Diana concert, bad films) and Sarah is conducting her first service and you really want to know how it went. So hell is just miserable, a bit damp and very dull and boring.