Do not walk behind me as I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not t follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact just piss off and leave me alone.
No one is listening until you fart
Always remember you are unique as so is everyone else
Never test the depth of water with both feet
If you think no-one cares if you are alive or dead then watch what happens when you stop paying the mortgage
Before you criticize ssomeone you should walk a mile in their shoess so that way when you do criticze you are a mile away and have their shoes
If at first you don;t succeed avoid skydiving
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will waste everyday sitting next to the canal.
If you lend someone £20 and never see them again its probably a fair trade
If you always tell the truth you bever have to remember anything
Some days you are the fly others the windscreen
A closed mouth gathers no foot
There are two excellent theoires for arguing with women but neither work
Generally if you lips are moving you aren't learning
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
We are born naked wet and hungry, get a slap on the arse and its all downhill from there.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment