The Now Show

Clearly the best way to prepare for a job interview is to listen to Punt, Dennis and others make jokes about the election. This section made the people of Cambridge fear for my sanity.

Possible election parties
New Adventure Park for Plymouth Party - looking for a big swing
Chairs not Benches party = looking for a large number of seats
Improve facilities for overweight train spotters party - standing on a broad platform
Fair deal for amnesic sperm donors - lost their deposit

and the Conservative candidate for Hove who hopes to end the downward spiral of unemployment, crime and coastal erosion.

How can you be nervous after that.